Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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