What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
im holly from the hills drunk
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I want to fling myself into the sun
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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