We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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