If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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