No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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