I'm really into asian looking animals
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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