Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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