He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
