Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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