Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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