I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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