Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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