I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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