I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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