:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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