Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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