I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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