It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
