After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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