oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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