If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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