sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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