I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just high enough for therapy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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