I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think i have two assholes
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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