The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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