I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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