I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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