I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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