mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
do herpes really smell.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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