bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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