do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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