Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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