We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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