Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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