I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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