I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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