I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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