she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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