If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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