he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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