No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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