I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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