Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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