your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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