just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
