Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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