we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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