hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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