Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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