I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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