The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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