i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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