help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I need to calm my uterus...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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