Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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